1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments by Tom ... uh ... Friedman

Available from Queen Mary Tea Emporium when we last checked. Sold from the shop’s own store; the price there is the one that counts.

The president who left the nuclear launch codes in a suit at the dry cleaners. The novelist who put the orange juice outside and the kitten in the refrigerator. The Russian general who left home in full military dress . . . minus his pants. The famous sex goddess who blew the same line through 52 takes. And the rock star who no longer remembers 1975. Filled with classic lapses, gaffes, and mental bloopers, 1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments is a fabulous and witty gift for anyone of a certain ag